What have Lockes Legs done in a previous life? Obviously something bad!! They've not had the greatest run on luck i.e parylised, crushed, shot, broken etc
What will happen to his poor old pins next? Snapped in a 19th century 'man trap' or have them repeatedly slammed in a george forman grill.
Free Lockes legs from this unfortunate Karmic cycle! Maybe Christian Sheppards shoes might give those unlucky limbs a well deserved break (no punn intended)