Does anyone have fun little Sawyer-esque nicknames for characters and objects on LOST?
For example, most of us call the Smoke monster "Smokey"... but does anyone have a different nickname for it that they call it, or something else, personally?
When I talk about Richard with my friends I almost always call him "The Immortal Richard Alpert"
I have a looooooot of nicknames for the smoke monster, all relating to smoke, for instance: Smokey Monstermash, Smokey Monstermin, Smokeatoa, Pollution, or Smokey Monsterberger.
(Smokey Monstermash is my favorite, though)
I used to call the MIB 'Cain' as in Abel and Cain which seemed approriate for LOST, but now I call him Esau because I am 99% sure that's what it will end up being
Before I memorized the character names, I called Locke "Bald Guy" and "Knife man" and I still do occasionally. Until I found out he was an imposter I called him "The undead John Locke" for a while, or "King of the Island"
I call Michael Emmerson "Emmers"
and could I forget my loving nickname for Miss Klugh: "That Bitch"