OK, WHO wants to be god. I cannot promise the salvation thing. Walking on wateris optional. Peter sellers did it in Being There As Martha Stewart would say it's a good thing.
Existence: wait for proof from CERN of "the God Particle" (sounds like higgins bison, like Hebrew, i chane the vowels and left the consonant as constants)and the production of at least one magnetic bottle of anti-matter. If you do know what I talking about, STOP HERE.
Attributes of God: He must be able to disprove Godel's Theorem. This would shatter Heisenberg priciple and make redundant Schrodinger's cat. He would be able to prove HILBERT's program & complete Einstein's labor on UNIfied field (aka the TOE missing from a certain submerged stone giant). Forget the heart of the matter, it's the foot. Methinks MIB smoked too much and Jacob knitted to excess. They should have reading Hofstadter: Godel EScher BachItalic text which states the the problem in merely 770 pages. Faraday was right: math = music--Ottavio10 16:36, February 11, 2010 (UTC)