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I had a little fun with the idea of the Lost characters each answering the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sawyer: To get conned on the other side.
Jack: What does it matter? There's no such thing as destiny. He chose to do it and that's that.
Ed Mars: To hide on the other side. But he'll never escape!
Sayid: Give me five minutes with him and I will find out.
Arzt: I don't know why you crossed the road chicken, but whatever you do over there, don't touch the dynamite.
Ana Lucia: Because he's one of them
Christian: There is no 'now' here. There is no road, no chicken, and no people. There is only me. And my whiskey.
Daniel: That chicken was my constant...
Miles: ~listens to the ground~ I can tell you. For 3.2 million dollars.
Widmore: You'll never amount to anything, you know, even if you do cross that road.
Libby: To have a picnic on the other side.
Sun: The chicken is leaving her chicks behind in order to find her husband.
Frank Lapidus: He's not going to Guam, is he?
Mikhail: The chicken grew tired of playing games. He wanted to take it to the next level!
Claire: That chicken took Aaron!
Kate: That chicken took my baby!
Aaron: I thought Carole Littleton was my mom.
Eloise: Whatever happened happened. That chicken was always going to cross the road and nothing can change it.
Pierre: Don't you understand! That chicken will unravel everything we've worked for!
Jin: 태양의 아버지가 내게 말을 하셨 으니까 (Because Sun's father ordered it to)
Jacob: He can walk to the other side, but he cannot leave.
Keamy: Come back here little chicken. Heh heh. You know, I make really good eggs....
Frogurt: My name is Neil!
Michael: Walt! He took Walt!
Juliet: He just wants to go home. Can't we just let him go home?
Ben: I didn't convince him to cross that road. I swear.
Alex: Here chicken, you'll need this. ~gives the chicken a gun~
Rose: Bernard and I don't have any time to get involved in your chickens, or your chicken conspiracies. Just leave us be. Come along Bernard.
Bernard: To henpeck on the other side.
Dogen: ~looks at the chicken suspiciously and surrounds himself with ash~
Richard Malkin: I predict if he continues to cross the road, it will be a disaster for everyone.
Walt: Strange. I just imagined a chicken crossing the road, and now it's happening.
Locke: I wish that chicken had listened to me...
Zoe: How should I know? I'm a geophysist, not a philosopher.
Charlotte: I have a memory of a strange bearded man. He told me that one day a chicken would cross this very road.
Shannon: Because he saw Walt and nobody believed him
Ilana: Jacob sent me to protect that chicken.
Boone: He's crossing to rescue his sister from a bad relationship
Desmond: You'll never escape brotha! We're living in a snow globe!
Hurley: Dude. The only chicken I understand is Mr. Cluck's twelve piece bucket.
Bram: Come back here chicken. We're the good guys!
Radzinski: Stop that chicken! He saw the design of the swan station!
Smoke monster: ~spark spark spark~ ~crackle~ ~spark~
Penny: Chicken, I don't understand? Is this because of my father?
Richard: The chicken knows we are in hell.
Naomi: Chicken, come back...I swear I am here to rescue you!
Roger: Chicken, I know, right? They made you a janitor too, didn't they?
Darlton: We know, but can't tell you!