So I was reading a post about whether or not Mother is a smoke monster and something came to me..
Mother Industries are currently looking for a security operative to join their Glowy Hole Management Team. The successful candidate should be goal-orientated, able to operate in a dynamic, fast-changing workplace, and be content to sit for all eternity, guarding a magical gewgaw for reasons they don't really understand and are never fully explained to them.
Previous Experience: Hunting Boar, Using a Loom, Limited other relevant work of life experience due to having spent most of early life in a cave with his mother.
Interests: Bringing people to the Glowy Hole site, mostly for fun, hiding in a giant shoe, leaving the Glowy Hole site …
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