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Oh Richard the God Anubis....take our son Benjamin into your evil bosom and into your smokey lair...and do that Black Magic...that Voodoo, that you do so well...Take his small fragile body and embalm it...(Juliet already got it started with the ace bandages....you just need to finish the mummification - then you're good to go .;-) Richard then says....Sing Dark Angels, sing.....( The dark Angels respond) God Anubis (Richard) we sing unto to thee with glee...... Bring him into the Temple Of the God Horus (aka Horace Goodspeed) who is the God of resurrection.....don't let Horace's Funky Stumpy body fool you Richard, you're the one who has stolen ALL the dead bodies to make your lil' coup d'etat of Hostiles to begin with..now didn't you?.....The Goddess Iris, Anubis and Horus mother, steps in..... Anubis ( Richard) You are the God of the dead and the personification of time, But Horus (Horace Goodspeed) Is the TRUE God of resurrection.....I say unto thee, call a truce between yourself and thy own Brother/Cousin....I know the brother/cousin thing is confusing, but I was young and I needed the money....Look, I really don't have time for all this, I still have to go finish my second shift at the club...would it kill you two to clean up after yourselves....look at the Island in 2007, it looks like a frickin' bomb went off !Oh....gotta go there's my ride....Hi Apollo, is that a new arrow?....it seems longer then the one before.......The Dark angels respond...we sing on to thee with glee Goddess Iris...let it be so..let it be so.....The God Apollo's arrow is truly longer than it was before (whether or not it was longer than this in time past, it's hard to say....that part always gets confusing for us)....but we say onto to thee with glee....let it be so,let it b..(Iris interrupts abruptly)...would you people shut the hell up.....Apollo, can you ask the guys to bring cash this time?...Somebody actually tried to stuff a chicken in my garter....a chicken Iris?...are you referring to the one that was used to lure Ben into his ultimate death by Sayid?...Apollo stop...we seen what happened when someone went down that road before...thank the Gods (us) that Mama is truly a goddess like us...hence her forgiving nature, good looks and divine attributes....The dark Angles respond....let it be so...let it be so..Mama is a Goddess like us, with her forgiving nature, good looks and divine attributes....let it be so....let it........is anyone there?.........hello?.............ah...screw it.