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Where in the world is the island now?

Listen up others and newbies! We were all brought here for a reason! WE are doing mountain bike, horse, and walking trails in Nicaraguan Dry Tropical Forest, filled with open areas, cliffs, and tropical trees. The LOST trails will open sometime after 2012 (pending any unexpected time travel experiences).

But WAIT. There's MORE!

We are looking for the "others"-YOU LOSTaholics- those that will brainstorm ideas to generate ideas or even help create an unforgettable LOST experience for all active extreme eco-tourists. The scenes and props could include a skeleton in parachute gear hanging from trees, plane crash scenes, an eery cabin, the hatch, annoyingly repetitive communications in French, Hurley's food stash, shooting fire arrows (er, no), and bright white-purple flashes (not likely on our green energy budget). OR it can be completely NEW stuff.

I know, Nicaragua is NOT an island, but we are close to the mythical continent of MU, and there is 270 degree view of the Pacific. Wooo! Boy Howdy!

Now, we can hire people to design it, and perhaps we will if you can't do it. Don't tell me what I can't do!

But we are asking YOU to be part of the fun. You will be a part of the first unique experience themed trail in Nicaragua and it involves LOST, the most awesome show EVER on TV. Gee, what more can I ask for?

Now you might be saying: All I'm going to get out of him is a snappy one-liner and if I'm real lucky, a brand new nickname.

But that is not necessarily true. You will get the best damned credit for being part of a new concept : A trail that gets you fit, helps "others" who actually live in the 2nd poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere (to rub it in), and makes you and the guests think about life and the big picture. Oh, and of course a free t-shirt and any other promos that we think of, ....and you will get discounts...and you will make a friend or two.

Will I get free tickets on a flight 815 to Nicaragua? NOT LIKELY. Son of a BITCH!

Do I need to be a content expert or an engineer? NO, Einstein. But if you do have a special talent, let us know. Hey, If you look like any of the girls or guys on the show, we could find you useful for marketing the trails in photos and youtube videos. If you look and act like Freckles, I am single.

Is every idea good? YES, that is why I called it the brainstorm and not the inquisition. Even the idea of a polar bear on roller blades with a mango, is good, but it might not be actualized if I can't train the polar bear to eat mangos.

What if I don't? You gonna beat me with your Jesus-stick? NO, cage you in the cage with a machine that feeds only banana chips instead of fish biscuits.

Seriously, 2 things you can do NOW: 1. Participate by contacting me by commenting, emailing at or calling 631-458-0519 2. Share this with anyone and everyone on Facebook ( 3. Contact the writers or producers of LOST and tell them to contact me immediately to relinquish me of any copyright infringements. What I will do, is listen to your immediate feedback, and then repost my revised request on FB, and the LOST enthusiast sites.

So, what do you say? Interested? Hey... Hey don't you walk away from me! You don't know who you're dealing with! Don't ever tell me what I can't do, ever! This is destiny, this is destiny... This is my destiny! Hey, I'm supposed to do this, dammit! Don't tell me what I can't do! Now, hurry before we shift again!fan fiction geocache trails

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