I just got done removing a dead crow that I found on my front porch. I'd heard a loud *BANG!* when I was home earlier, but I couldn't figure out what it was. But then when I later went out onto the front porch and saw the dead crow there with blood coming out its beak, and a smudge on the window above the door, I immediately thought... "WAAAAAAALLLTT!!!"
I just had to share that.