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CAUTION: THIS THEORY IS 100 PERCENT TRUE.*

If you do in fact, continue reading this article. You will know all the truth of Lost. Watching Lost after you know the truth is kind of like seeing Momento or Fight Club a second time: it just isn't as good.

You have been warned.

* = Total Lie

Hooper is Him.

Factual DetailsEdit

Hooper is the Incident and the Sickness. But the vaccine will not work, because there is no cure for Hooper.

God may not be able to see the Island, but Hooper can.

Instead of pointing true North, all compasses simply point to Hooper.

Hooper allows Sawyer to hold his stash.

If the Island ever demanded a sacrifice of Hooper, he would then proceed to sacrifice the Island.

The reason there is no rescue is because everyone's afraid to go to the Island, with even the remotest chance that Hooper might be there.

You absolutely, positively do not tell Hooper what he can't do.

Hooper is the cobra.

Hooper brought down Flight 815 because they wouldn't give him an extra bag of peanuts.

Hooper's tears could cure Jin's infertility, however, he has never cried. He did manage to impregnate Sun, by merely thinking about it.

The pattern on the shark is not a DHARMA symbol, but an imprint of Hooper's boot.

The button could not push Hooper. Hooper pushes the button.

If Hooper says Lost is about purgatory or nanotechnology, then that's what it's about.

The answer to the snowman question was really "Hooper roundhouse kicked me in the snowballs." When Locke didn't know the answer, Hooper roundhouse kicked him, resulting in Locke having to use his wheelchair again.

The blast-doors and the 10 foot thick solid concrete walls in the Swan hatch were built to try to trap Hooper back in the mid 80s. He escaped of course, by roundhouse kicking his way back to the surface, but some of his magnetic personality remained behind the wall.

Back in the 19th century, Hooper was swimming the Pacific, when the Black Rock nearly ran over him. Hooper was slightly annoyed and roundhouse kicked the ship onto the Island, 2 miles inland. The Island itself was 27 miles away at the time.

Adam and Eve once gave Hooper what he interpreted to be a nasty look. They were never heard from again.

When Benjamin Linus said "he'll kill me!" he was of course referring to Hooper.

All the people on the show with missing limbs ran into Hooper at one time. They were the lucky ones.

The hieroglyphics seen in The Swan Station originally meant "Hooper waz Here '97".

The Numbers are Hooper's favorites, in memory of how many days old he was when he made his first 6 kills.

The DHARMA acronym stands for Hooper's motto, "Do Harm And Repeatedly Murder A******s".

The Monster is just Hooper's lethal breath after a steak and onion sandwich.

The whispers are heard because they are afraid to speak any louder, in fear that Hooper will hear them.

If you watch every episode of Season 2 in sequential backwards order a secret message from Hooper will appear on your television explaining all the mysteries of LOST. Then your doorbell will ring and it will be Michael. Enough said.