BEFORE THE CRASH Edit

• Playwright and writer, has licenced his work with a Creative Commons license.
• Born and raised in Mexico City, where LOST can be seen in cable TV's channel AXN mondays at nine.
• Banned from Uncyclopedia for a time, over a controversy about hello.jpg also known as the 'Goatse man'.
• Perma-banned from the Image Comics forums over a discussion with PVP artist Scott Kurtz.
• Supporter and firm believer of the Wiki project and the Creative Commons License.
• Devout discordian. Helped write part of the Discordian dogma.
• Contacted by Rev. Ivan Stang, as he discovered one of the long lost relics of the Subgenius Mythos; The One True Portrait of Connie.
• Second last name (customary in mexican names) is Rodríguez, no relation whatsoever with Michelle Rodriguez.

ON THE ISLAND Edit

• Earned Sysop privileges by singlehandedly categorizing all entries and rooting out spammers.
• Tried to reach out to the legendary vandal known as BOB, a menace to this wiki that used spambots to deface the whole database. BOB would take it personal on him, until his defeat.
• Manages and updates the Front Page News on a weekday basis. Has done it since January 29, 2006.
• Favorite category: Parodies (which he created)
• Absent on thursdays, as he has to catch up with the show by download, a common practice outside the US.
• The second Lostpedian with a personalized signature.

FACTS Edit

• Mexico's greatest Lostaway.
• Full name is César Augusto Valdés Rodríguez.
• Somehow refrains from speaking about LOST with girls.
• Has an outspoken sympathy for freaks.
• Username is a reference to favorite novel: God Emperor Of Dune.
• Joined LOSTpedia as a regular user on November 27th, 2005
• Appointed Sysop on January 28th, 2006
• On 27th August 2006 became the first Doppelsysop, being sysop in both the english and spanish version of LOSTpedia. However in the Spanish sysop has the title of bureaucrat.

THEORIES Edit

• They are not in hell.
• Joop will become very important in the third season. Don't think he has something to do with The Security System.
• The second season will finish with an insight of another hatch controlled by the Others.

Stuff I have said Edit

• (In general)
  • 'That's why I am not allowed to take vacations'.
• (Regarding canonicity)
  • 'And that's why I hate Star Trek'
• (During Natedog/Novajoe23 attack)
  • 'I am not even supposed to work today!'
• (During the Bob Incident)
  • Get Lost, will you?
• (Regarding fanfiction)
  • 'I want every single piece of fan fiction out there with its own entry, reviewed and categorized, I want to know who imagined the first slash pairing Charlie/Hurley. I want hot Kate/Shannon action!'
• (The Doorman discussion).
  • I don't want a cold template doing the work that we are supposed to do, a new user asking how to create a page is invaluable, it only takes me a minute to answer and magic! I have made a new friend.
• (A new user in the forum discovers LOST and asks why we didn't tell him earlier)
  • 'I would have told you but you were too busy watching that 'Gilmore Girls' marathon you TiVo'ed... For the seventh time'
• If confused and/or mildly annoyed
  • Whisky Tango Foxtrot?

How to skin Lostpedia Edit

• My monobook.js
• My monobook.css
• Wikimedia's manual on User defined styles.

EXTERNAL LINKS Edit

• Official site.
• My official blog (spanish only, sorry. )
• My entry at the wiki controlled by The Others
• Church of the Subgenius Art Mine 22 featuring the True Portrait of Connie which I discovered. (PRABOB!)
• Me at Myspace
• My Blog at Myspace (spanish only, sorry)

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