Season 1Edit

Exodus, Part 1Edit

[After the Crash]Edit

Gary Troup: OMFG!!! * Gary Troup is attacked by a wild reactor * Gary Troup has left the chan Locke: lol spawnkill

[On the beach, the night after the Crash]Edit

*Monster's noises* Jack: "WTF is that????" Locke: "means "God mode turned on" n00b"

[At the Black Rock]Edit

Jack: "FFS Danielle stopped moving, ****ing lag!" Danielle: "Sif foo! we has arrived" Danielle: "This, is teh Black Roxx" Jack: "Woot! leet map mod!" Hurley: "teh Black Roxz!" Danielle: "Teh Bl@cK ro><0r!!!111eleven" Arnzt: How do I change my name?

Season 2Edit

The Hunting PartyEdit

[Meeting the others in the jungle]Edit

Tom: "How long jooz been playing this map?" Jack: "50 days foo. my squad r teh leetness!" Tom: "Sif noobz, all your base are belong to us!"

Season 3Edit

"A Tale of Two Cities"Edit

[At the cages]Edit

**Sawyer figures out how to get a fish biscuit Sawyer: "Woot! I R teh pwn!" Tom: "Sif! bearz R teh pwn, finished the game in two hours"

"The Cost of Living"Edit

Yemi: You speak to me as if I am your brother Eko: Hax! turn it off!!!! * Yemi has kicked Eko from the server

Flashes Before Your EyesEdit

[At the bar]Edit

Desmond: "ZOMG, I r sane!!1" Jimmy Lennon has connected to the server **Jimmy Lennon swings his cricket bat at the bartender Desmond: "Crouch brotha!" Jimmy Lennon [cricket bat] Desmond Desmond has disconnected

Through the Looking GlassEdit

[In the sub-station]Edit

Desmond: WTF WTF WTF fire in da hole!!!!!1!1!! Charlie: NOT PENNY BOAT Desmond: WTF password ? u cheater loool * Charlie has been kicked for flood

Season 4Edit

The ConstantEdit

[At the Freighter]Edit

**The helicopter lands, Desmond gets upset Desmond: "Oh Noes!!1" Desmond: "I'm not supposed to be h[...]" Desmond has disconnected

[At the sick bay]Edit

Minkowski has disconnected Minkowski has connected to the server Minkowski: "F3rr15 Wh33lz!!111"

Meet Kevin JohnsonEdit

[At the alley]Edit

**Tom approaches Michael, Michael shoots and misses Michael: "Damn lag!" Michael: "How did you people find me?" Tom: "LOLOLOLLL wallhaxz!"

later in the clanserver... [0th3rz]TOM: I didn't expect you to try out for our clan so fast. ARTURO: Is this the guy who tried to hit you with punkbuster? *Arturo [kiss] [0the3rz]Tom MICHAEL: GHEY!!! *Arturo has disconnected

[0th3rz]TOM: (Stepping closer to Michael) Did you have massive packet loss or did the batteries in your keyboard just run out? I want you to join the 0th3rz. MICHAEL: Why teh hell would I clan with you lamerz? I can't go back to that stupid map. [0th3rz]TOM: Because if Widmore finds the server, he'll ban all your friend's IPs. You're not going to DM_TheIsland. You're going to DM_TheFreighter and TK everyone in the map. *Michael is now known as [0th3rz]KevinJohnson{R} [0th3rz]KevinJohnson{R}: Ghey.

Season 5Edit

LaFleurEdit

* Now talking in #newotherton * @horace_gs sets mode: +ik sonicb00m * @horace_gs sets mode: +b *!*@*.native.island.net <@horace_gs> that should do it * alpert (~richard@alpert.native.island.net) has joined #newotherton * +DharmaGuy93 has left #newotherton * +DharmaGuy4 has left #newotherton * +DharmaGuy35 has left #newotherton * +DharmaGuy92 has left #newotherton * +DharmaGuy8 has left #newotherton * +DharmaGuy15 has left #newotherton * +DharmaGuy16 is away: AFK <alpert> raaah. frak your fraking fence!1