About meEdit

I live in a bed in the UK and I sometimes venture outside to do things like go to work, random drinking, football, school, meeting mates and other random things.

My ContributionsEdit

Yeah I make contributions now and again I like to be helpful. By the way any theories that I ever contribute are either jokes, parodies or making fun of retarded theories that other people put on

Contributions to charactersEdit

None yet :(

Contributions to episodesEdit

None yet :(

DiscussionsEdit

What the hell is up with the writers

TheoriesEdit

CharactersEdit

Characters I like/dislike and why

Characters I likeEdit

Picture	Name	Status	Role	Reason
	Hurley	Alive	Fat Bubble of Joy	You have to love Hurley, Partially Insane, Good old comic relief Hurley. If you hate Hurley then it means you hate Lost.
	Locke	Alive	Hunter, Cripple, Fights with Jack, Random Spiritual Stuff going on	One minute his a sad, lonely, old cripple the next his a boar hunting badass. Although since Mid-Season 3 the writers have forgotten that Locke is meant to hunt and kill stuff not hanging with Benjy.
	Artz	Dead	Rubbish Science Teacher, Blown Up, Loner, Wants to shag Nikki	How funny was it when he blew himself up, The writers made him just to kill him and I think thats great.
	Adebesi	Dead	Druggie, Priest, Hallucinates more than is nessercary	All the writers really did was take Adebesi from Oz, turn him into a Christian, Throw him on a desert island, Make him have a grudge agaisnt the monster.
	Michael	Alive	Walts Dad, Raft Builder, Spy	"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!" In every episode.
	Desmond	Alive	Kelvins mate, Crazy Scottish guy in hatch, In love with random English girl	Come on its Desmond.
	Rose	Alive	Grandmother	Shes like your Strict Grandmother. She does the washing, She tells you off when you try to blow up the hatch. To sum it up shes a thinner, older, blacker, more female Hurley.
	Desmond Mobay	Alive	Stalks random people on the show for reasons yet to be explained.	Yeah see above for an explaination.

Characters I hateEdit

Picture	Name	Status	Role	Reason
	Jack	Alive. Unfortunatly	Doctor, Overused, Although hilarious Stress Face	His annoying, he appears in way too many episodes and way too many flashbacks as well. In Through the looking glass I was so sad because it meant Jack wouldnt eventually be killed off.
	Claire	Alive	Token Pregnant Girl, Charlies Girlfriend. Only Australian on a flight from Australia (Anyone else find that a bit strange)	Shes given birth and Charlie is dead theres really no reason she should exist anymore.
	Ana Lucia	Dead	Crazy, Badly written, Tail Section Leader	Too many issues and not enough time on the series to fix her. I think when Micheal shot her it was one of the high points of the shows history.
	Boone	Dead	Lockes Sidekick, First Major Death on the show	Arrogant, Self Centred, Sister Shagging, Annoying Prick.
	Rousseau	Dead	Crazy French Fry, Baby Snatcher, Just plain weird	How and why does she have an Eastern European accent (see my accent theory for more light to be shed on this)
	Captain Gault	Alive	Frieghter Captain, Used to be badass before turning into a pussy.	The captain could have been Abbadon, Widmore, Minkowski or Keamy but they had to pick some random guy who dies anyway.