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Thread title - Man smart, monkey smarter
Thread date - 05.17.06 (though only accessible when the site was first launched in June)
11:54am So, has anyone been snooping around the hanso site? Been to Joop's corner? Tried to talk to the monkey?
11:59am Yeah. The monkey says hi to your mom.
12:05pm Boys, boys, down with the testosterone. That Hanso has nothing on us. They can clone all the monkeys on the planet but our FiOS is space age technology. An original.
12:10pm - Are you reading that off the company website?
12:12pm - Pat yourself on the back much? ;-)
12:15pm The way things stand now with HANSO folks lurking around our offices, how can you be sure you are not developing programs for the talking monkey people?
12:20pm No way have I been writing code for a talking monkey sponsored project. I don't buy it. And btw it just told me to say hi to your sister too.