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Thread title - By the power of gravy... I HAVE THE POWER!
Thread date - 06.30.06
BroadBandBeatnik
7:40am Tada! DJ Dan in da house again!
BroadBandBeatnik
7:42am Hello?! I said, DJ DAN is talking to us.
BroadBandBeatnik
7:47am What, no fanfares or fireworks?
BroadBandBeatnik
7:58am I take it you all must be too busy IIVing...
BroadBandBeatnik
8:01am It'd be nice to have some help and tech support in these trying times.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:04am I guess I'll be enjoying the Dan info all by myself for now. Nothing wrong with that. Not a thing.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:15am Well, when you all wake up and smell the coffee, ready yourselves for the autistic savants, the Valenzetti equation and the future.