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This transcript is a copy of conversation logged on the Retrieversoftruth.com board, as part of the alternate reality game, The Lost Experience. The text is for historical purposes.

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Thread title - The clue's the thing

Thread date - 07.01.06


iobiSeeingYou
10:00am And now, without further ado it's the DSLerator show!


DSLerator
10:05am I'd like to read from my play, "Get a clue." A one act Opus and first ever Message Board production written, conceived, and produced by me, DSLerator and starring myself and the lovely and talented iobiSeeingYou.


iobiSeeingYou
10:07am Thank you D.


DSLerator
10:10am And I'd like to thank DramaTeach for inspiring me. Happy belated birthday Mrs. V!!!!!!!!


DSLerator
10:15am Allow me to set the stage for our little drama. It's a Saturday afternoon in a diner in the big city. Our hero, a young computer whiz with a promising future and tons of money, thanks to the inheritance he received from his now deceased but mentally challenged, rich uncle Beatnik, is confronting his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend with an anonymous letter he's received that implicates her in an adulterous relationship. And now our play begins>>>


iobiSeeingYou
10:18am But D I love you!!!


DSLerator
10:19am You wouldn't know what love was if he came up to you on bended knee with three dozen roses, a 12-carat diamond ring, and a mariachi band and asked you to marry him.


iobiSeeingYou
10:22am Get up! You're embarrassing me.


DSLerator
10:23am Embarrassing you? I'm the one groveling at your chubby knee offering you the true love you obviously don't deserve.


iobiSeeingYou
10:25am Hey! My knee's not chubby.


DSLerator
10:27am Blame the playwright. How do you explain this anonymous letter I received today?


iobiSeeingYou
10:29am What letter?


DSLerator
10:30am Wouldn't you like to know!


iobiSeeingYou
10:31am Yes I would.


DSLerator
10:32am Well I'll tell you then. It says you've been seeing Fiberoptician for months and the two of you are madly in love and you are planning on dumping me today at this exact diner.


BroadbandBeatnik
10:34am Why can't I be the love interest instead of the crazy dead uncle?


DSLerator
10:36am Shut up we're acting!


iobiSeeingYou
10:39am Yes it's TRUE.


DSLerator
10:40am NO!!!!!!!!!!


iobiSeeingYou
10:42am I'm sorry... I love you... too.


DSLerator
10:43am You need to get a clue.


iobiSeeingYou
10:44am But from where my love?


DSLerator
10:45am You get it from the waitress! THE END?


BroadBandBeatnik
11:04pm That stunk.


Fiberoptician
11:05pm SORROW


BroadBandBeatnik
11:04pm What?


Fiberoptician
11:05pm Nothing.

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